Should I have the IMS bearing replaced as a precaution?
Only after two questions are answered, and neither of them is about fear. First, does your car have an intermediate shaft at all — from 2009 the 9A1 engine does not, so on those cars there is nothing to retrofit and anybody offering it is selling you a part your engine has no place for. Second, if it does, which bearing is in it: on the earlier cars a replacement is a defined job done with the gearbox off, while the later single-row bearing is not accessible without opening the engine, and for most owners of those cars the sensible answer is regular oil inspection rather than speculative surgery. We will give you the answer for your chassis and engine number, including "leave it alone and watch the oil" where that is the honest one.
How do I know if my engine has bore scoring without taking it apart?
You look inside it through the spark plug holes. A borescope inspection is done with the engine in the car, cylinder by cylinder, and scoring on the thrust side shows as vertical marks on the liner well before the engine becomes undriveable. It is supported by a cylinder leak-down test and by the oil consumption the car has actually been showing. This is the single most useful thing to have done to an older flat-six before deciding whether to keep it, because the outcome is either a car you can plan around or a rebuild, and knowing which is worth more than any opinion about the model.
Does PDK fluid really need changing?
Yes. Porsche publishes an interval for the fluid and filter; "sealed for life" is a phrase that travelled through the trade, not an instruction from the factory. There are two things that matter more than the interval itself. One is that this gearbox lives at a fluid temperature here that a European figure was never set for, so the interval is a ceiling rather than a target. The other is the refill: the fluid goes in to the specified level and the clutch adaptation is reset afterwards, and a box that has been drained and filled without that step will shift worse than it did before, which is how a service gets blamed for breaking a gearbox it did not break.
My Cayenne lost all its coolant on the road. What happened?
On a V8 Cayenne the first place to look is the coolant pipework in the valley of the engine under the intake manifold. On the earlier 4.5 the pipes are plastic and go brittle; on the 4.8 the joint between the pipe and its housing is a bonded one, and a bond that has heat-cycled for years tends to release all at once rather than weep first, which is why owners describe it as sudden. The important practical point is that an engine that has been run hot after losing its coolant has a second problem now, so we check for that as well rather than fitting pipes and handing the car back. Access is through the manifold either way, and we quote it with that included.
Can you code a replacement key or a security module for a Porsche?
No, and we would rather be clear about the boundary than vague about it. Keys and immobiliser modules on these cars are paired against a manufacturer security system whose data is released through a franchised channel, so that work belongs to the dealer and no amount of effort on our side changes it. We also do not claim to own or hold a licence for any manufacturer’s dealer software. What we do is tell you honestly, before you book, whether your particular job can be finished here with the adaptations and resets it needs, or whether it has to go to the franchise — and we are not approved, authorised or appointed by Porsche in any case.
The car sits for weeks at a time. What does that do to it?
More than most owners expect, and it is different from the wear that comes from driving. A modern Porsche never fully goes to sleep, so a battery left connected to a car that is not driven is being slowly drained and rarely fully recharged, and it fails early. Seals that are never wetted with circulating oil harden and then weep on the first proper drive. Tyres age out of usefulness on a date rather than on a tread, and discs corrode at the edge in humid coastal air while the pads still look new. If your car lives like this, tell us, because it changes what we look at first: the list for a low-mileage car that stands is not the list for a high-mileage car that works.